HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN BY THE SEX PISTOLS Story by Maria Majsa

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HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN BY THE SEX PISTOLS Story by Maria Majsa

Maria Majsa
Back bedroom, Pakuranga, Auckland 1978

When the father-house burns, young men find blisters on their hearts
– Old Ukrainian Proverb

One summer afternoon my brother came home with an album under his arm. We met in his room. He slid the disc from its fluorescent sleeve – all hot pink and canary yellow with ransom note lettering – and put it on the turntable. Like a panza division, Never Mind The Bollocks had just shown up at our house. Shit was about to change.

Paul and I gave the album a proper listen. We’d heard the singles already and seen them on TV – sickly Sid, rat-faced Rotten. We’d gorged ourselves in that all-you-can-eat way they’d been dished up by the press. Obscenity, scandal, shredded clothes and street urchin hair; each time they’d been banned, beaten up, arrested. The Sex Pistols were antiheroes in a blitzkrieg that would scorch the musical landscape and change it forever. Paul and I decided to volunteer.

Bollocks

Our hair was the first casualty. Though hacked and dyed with blue and pink crepe paper, we failed to reach peak hair atrocity because we didn’t know you had to bleach first to get the colour to grab. My earlobes were the next casualties. Paul found a blue pen, a cork and a needle. While he boiled the needle, I checked the freezer for ice; no cubes, but I did discover a long-lost raspberry popsicle. Mum didn’t ask what we were doing, she left us to it.

Back in Paul’s room, he dotted my earlobes ten times with pen, checking from side to side that the marks were even. I held the wrapped popsicle to my right ear and we listened to the album again. Twin sensations of aching cold and the Nazi rally boot crunch on the opening track made me shiver. A cheap holiday in other people’s misery ranted Rotten with sobering truth.

I was impressed by the controlled energy of the track – not raging anger, but a slow, blistering burn. The simplicity was almost shocking. It felt bone-crushingly new. Death to calcified musical virtuosity. This was the sound of rock music being hauled all the way back to its rebellious roots. It was never going to be pretty.

At the height of their infamy, The Sex Pistols took a trip to Jersey to escape the violence and hostility of London. When they were thrown off the island, they tried Berlin instead. Rotten didn’t care that it was rainy and depressing – he loved the decadence, the wall and the insanity of the place and the song came about from that. In true punk fashion, they nicked the descending introductory chords from a song by The Jam which had been released six months earlier. Talent borrows, genius steals.

Holiday

By the time we got to No Feelings, my ear was sufficiently numb. Paul braced my head against the wallpapered wall. A giant poster of Bowie’s Low looked on as he tucked the cork behind my ear and stabbed the needle in with a good, firm twist. I held the popsicle to my left ear while he stabbed away at my right. It was a warm day and I could feel the popsicle oozing down my neck. Blood and raspberry, an indistinguishable mess.

Halfway through Problems, he finished my right ear. I had no sleepers, so we pushed multi-coloured plastic pearl-headed pins from mum’s sewing box through the piercings. The popsicle was now a bag of wet pulp and my left ear wasn’t as numb as it could’ve been, but we ploughed on. It helped to think of England. God save the Queen, we mean it man. Some pins were messier to force through than others. They brought tears to my eyes.

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Submission ended. Paul trimmed the ends off the pins and the job was done. He stood back to consider his handiwork, nodding. We’re pretty, pretty vacant, and we don’t care. Mum called us for dinner and I went to the bathroom to clean up, half afraid to look in the mirror. I don’t know what I was expecting – probably not this chased-through-an-abbatoir-by-a-maniac-with-an-axe look: raw mince ears, defense wound stained hands and a flux of sticky red drips down my neck. I ruined a white flannel trying to scrub it off.

I did what I could to camouflage my swollen ears and took my place at the table. Paul and I sat opposite each other in a quiet limbo of anticipation. It took mum about ten minutes to notice the butchery. She gasped, hand to mouth and my father swore in English and Hungarian. Already. It was working.

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The Sex Pistols carved a clear generational divide through our family. My mother found it hard to believe they were allowed to swear that way and my father, who listened only to the most caramelised form of jazz, loathed them. We mostly played the album when our father was out, because when he heard it, he behaved as if something important was about to burst inside him. I secretly hoped it would.

Once the swelling had gone down, my mother changed her mind about my ears. She also made me a black mini-skirt with ten zips in it. I wore that skirt the night we saw Proud Scum at Zwines and our friend Toilet pushed a safety pin through his cheek and we got gobbed on. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more punk in my life.

 

I didn’t ask for sunshine
And I got world war three
I’m looking over the wall
And they’re looking at me

 

©Maria Majsa

 

Originally from NZ, I spent the 80s in London working at Penguin Books [editorial assistant], living in squats and seeing loads of bands. Back home I was a scriptwriter for a local soap, Shortland Street, and have written features for blogs and magazines.

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4 Comments

  1. Simone September 8, 2016 at 4:12 pm - Reply

    Perfectly captures that blind, raw, muscular need to break free of whatever was twisting our guts … ps you look amazing in these pictures – and no different now. Who’d have thought punks would age so gracefully :-)

    • Maria Majsa September 8, 2016 at 6:17 pm - Reply

      Ta S.

      Have to say you’re doing pretty damn good yourself.

      Mx

  2. Stephen Andrew October 16, 2016 at 9:30 am - Reply

    These were electric times – at once frightening and gleeful. You capture the spirit perfectly.

    I didn’t know what was happening but felt compelled to allow myself to be sucked down by the undertow. I remember arguing with my school friends who’d sneer, ‘but they can’t even play their instruments’. ‘This’, I responded, somewhat pompously, ‘is high art’. I was more right than I realised!

    Loved your phrase “peak hair atrocity”, an apt description of my ‘do at the time. My locks weren’t spiked or glued or dyed though…it was just a good old 1970’s mullet, long at the back, short on the top. Stylish!

  3. Rick Kane May 16, 2017 at 3:20 pm - Reply

    Brilliant! I couldn’t endure the pain of so many piercings but I was another that had an epiphany on first hearing The Pistols. I was working at a corner shop, 14 years old, sweeping the back area when the DJ announced that they were going to play this song by The Sex Pistols called God Save the Queen and he wanted listeners to call in with their reaction. He said it with such disdain for the band that it caught my attention. Not as much as the song did. It was like hearing Elvis or Little Richard for the very first time. It was nothing like what radio played or Countdown showed. In that moment I knew that I never had to listen to ABBA or the Top 40 again. The radio audience (as controlled by the DJ/station) voted to break the record and I knew that my search for music would more often that not be at the margins or outside the system than within. Then I heard The Clash!

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